ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer
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guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?
#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site
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if youre feelin baby blue lonely today hey look at this picture of a tiny snail kissing mothership snail
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god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
I love Gordon Ramsey cause he’s honest. If you can cook, he’ll say why it’s good and how to improve, if you can’t cook he’ll show you how, if you say you can cook and you can’t he’ll teach you not to be a fucking liar.
i have newfound respect for this man.
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